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20020625
"Did
adoption lawyer really work 44 hours in one day?"
... "On Monday, April 9, she [the lawyer] worked 34 hours. On Tuesday,
she worked 44 hours. On Wednesday it was 29; 33 on Thursday, 25 on Friday,
42 on Saturday. On Sunday, she took it easy, with only 3.4 hours. Monday
it was up to 18 and Tuesday it was 44." -By Abdon
M. Pallasch -ChicagoSunTimes
- "Beijing
Newspaper Retreats, Apologizes for Capitol Gaffe:
After originally refusing, it retracts its report that U.S. Congress threatened
to leave its digs unless a modern replacement was built." The Beijing
Evening News explained that after ""our reporter in Washington checked
out [the story], he discovered that some of its contents were identical
to the Onion's joke article."" ... "Besides acknowledging its own lapse
in judgment, however, the paper also criticized the Onion, apparently still
not fully aware of the publication's mission as a purveyor of satire and
laughs." ... ""Some small American newspapers frequently fabricate offbeat
news to trick people into noticing them, with the aim of making money,"
the paper said. "This is what the Onion does."" -By
Henry Chu-LAtimes
- "Satire
in US becomes news in China." ... "Yu Bin, the editor
in charge of international news, acknowledged yesterday that he had no
idea where the writer, Huang Ke, originally got the story. Yu said he would
tell Huang to ''be more careful next time.''" ... "But he adamantly ruled
out a correction and grew slightly obstreperous when pressed to comment
on the article's lack of truth." ... "''How do you know whether or not
we checked the source before we published the story?'' Yu demanded in a
phone interview. ''How can you prove it's not correct?''" -By
Henry Chu-LAtimes
via
-Boston/Globe
"Monty
Python's New Life: Two decades after Monty
Python put its unique and zany spin on modern comedy, all the group's major
TV and film works - along with new footage - have been released on DVD
and VHS." -By David Sterritt -CSMonitor/buy
KEEPER: What is the air-speed velocity of an
unladen swallow?
ARTHUR: What do you mean? An African or
European swallow?
KEEPER: What? I don't know that!
Auuuuuuuugh!
BEDEMIR: How do know so much about swallows?
ARTHUR: Well, you have to know these things
when you're a king you know.
20011118
Book-review - "Non Campus Mentis."
"Student
book offers twisted history 'coarse': Experience
history from the Stoned Age to the Blintz Krieg! From Middle Evil Times
to the Age of Now, from the Land of Milk and Chocolate to the Iran Hostess
Crisis and the fall of the Berlin Mall!" -Reuters
via -CNN
20010917
Bill Maher is as PoliticallyIncorrect
as ever. Transcripts of the previous five days are available at the
site.
20010903
"Dead
or alive, citizens write in for Microsoft" A
humourous reminder of the LA Times investigation that uncovered "a
Microsoft-funded industry group to produce bogus letters from "grassroots"
citizens..." to influence public officials. -By Joe Salkowski
-ChicagoTribune